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Ow My Balls!
  • Price
    $0.99
  • CategoryEntertainment
  • Versions6 archived
  • Installable5 of 6
  • AvailabilityRemoved from the App Store
  • SellerJetson Creative LLC

RequirementsCompatible with iPhone and iPod touch. Requires iOS 2.0 or later.

Customer Ratings

As of December 9, 2016
     
945 Ratings

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#1 HIT IPHONE GAME - 4+ MILLION SOLD Ow My Balls! is a complete entertainment package that brings top shelf kicked-in-the-crotch humor to the iPhone and iPod touch. It is one of the funniest apps in the App Store and the ONLY one that lets you kick a dude in the balls!

Kick Joe the Juggler from a ledge above the city and try to rack his balls on as many targets as you can. Ignite fart jetpacks to gain altitude and hit the most targets. Complete achievements and watch hilarious videos of.. you guessed it.

People who love Envirobear 2010, Sheep Launcher, Monkey Sling, Kitty Kannon, iFart, or Ragdoll Blaster should check this out.

THE CRITICS LOVE IT

"Ow My Balls seeks out the lowest common denominator of humor with unmatched fervor and succeeds admirably." -iPhoneGameNetwork

"Ow My Balls! is the Citizen Kane of iPhone gaming." -Eli Hodapp, TouchArcade.com

"Ow My Balls is totally ridonkulous! An instant iPhone Classic!" -iPhoneSavior.com

"Absolute pant p******g hysteria! 100% Anti-Krapps Certified." -Krapps.com

FEATURES

- Four highly addictive gameplay modes - Unlock FREE Bonus Character "Lil' Baller" - Unlock UNLIMITED gas in FREESTYLE mode - Character pack includes five additional characters (available for In-App Purchase) - 13 challenging achievements to complete - 16 hilarious nut-cracking videos to unlock - Global high-score system – dominate the leaderboards! - Integrated OpenFeint social game system

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1.4
Requires iOS 2.2+
6.5 MB Install Download
1.5
Requires iOS 2.2+
6.9 MB Install Download
1.6
Requires iOS 2.2+
September 26, 2009
6.9 MB Install Download 1 more copy ›
Ow My Balls.ipa · 8.7 MB Encrypted Install Download
1.6.1
Requires iOS 2.2.1+
Non-Retina
June 22, 2010
6.8 MB Install Download
2.0.1
Requires iOS 3.0+
Retina
21.4 MB Encrypted Install Download
2.1
Requires iOS 3.1+
Retina
March 28, 2012
26.2 MB Install Download 2 more copies ›
ow my balls.ipa · 26.2 MB Install Download
Ow My Balls v2.1 HS.ipa · 26.2 MB Install Download

Bundle Size Over Time

Bundle size over time6.9 MB — September 26, 2009. 6.8 MB — June 22, 2010. 26.2 MB — March 28, 20126.6 MB13.1 MB19.7 MB26.2 MB6.9 MB — September 26, 20096.8 MB — June 22, 201026.2 MB — March 28, 2012Sep 2009Mar 2012

Chart History

Top Free View chart ›
Peaked at #7 (March 7, 2011) · 4 archived captures · Feb 2011 – Mar 2012
Top Free · Entertainment View chart ›
Peaked at #341 (May 14, 2012) · 1 archived capture · May 2012

Ratings Over Time

sampled from 7 archived captures
DateVersionRatingRatingsPrice
May 3, 2010 1.6 — 4,175 Free
March 8, 2011 2.0.1 — 49,525 Free
January 18, 2012 — — 54,317 Free
March 7, 2013 — — 55,171 Free

From archived App Store listing data, captured by the Wayback Machine.

Archived Reviews

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by Mint/"mint mon · April 16, 2014

I know a trick to get the oter peaple hold down a person you on lock and go to some person then let go and you get it

Frito's favorite app.
     
by PjRads · June 23, 2014

Don't wanna sound like a díck or nothin, but according to this chart the 1 star reviews are fúcked up. They review like fágs and their shíts all retàrded.

Pointless waiste of time
     
by Kaige97 · May 16, 2013

Dumb

funny, but...
     
by Barfboys · August 29, 2013

i am not NUTS about it like others... i mean it is funny but i only give it a 3 star because there is not a lot to hit gas goes out fast and Not good for kids... Sad to see that juggler get hurt

Ow My Balls
     
by Stephie24717 · July 3, 2013

This game is "NUTS" but totally stinks the only thing funny about it is the videos and I agree with everyone else this game is BORING!

Nice
     
by Nk3kan · June 7, 2013

Something to do when you are bored

Mamas girl
     
by Dsgsjdvxhsvdusvdhv · January 13, 2014

I like this game because it is funny to Me and I think it is a good game

Thanks
     
by isabel susan · June 17, 2020

Best game ever made hands down! Thank you for the memories

Period reviews recovered from Apple's customer-review feeds via the Wayback Machine.