- CategoryGames
- First releasedOctober 25, 2016
- Versions2 archived
- Installable2 of 2
- AvailabilityStill on the App Store
- SellerGood Shepherd Entertainment
- Bundle IDcom.gambitious.ohsirex
RequirementsCompatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 8.0 or later.
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Report an issueThe parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.
So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!
"Playing in local multiplayer mode made me laugh more in five minutes than most games manage over an entire campaign." - Oscar Dayus, Pocket Gamer -
"Oh... Sir!' is our favorite insult-em-up" - Aaron Souppouris, Engadget -
"Obviously, this game is getting my highest recommendation, and I expect to see it on a few end of year lists" - Pockettactics
Game Features:
Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode:Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
Real-Life Friends Mode: Duel against your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
5 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult bits”
4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!
Archived Reviews
8 of 15This game is great. The insults are hilarious or ridiculous, and the controls work well. The only problem I have with this is that multiplayer just doesn’t work. I played with someone one time, and now, no matter how long I wait, there is no one available. That makes serious Sam and that other guy impossible to unlock! That’s not fair. I’ll rate 4 stars because this game is addictive, but I’ll only rate 5 if multiplayer is fixed. Also, I wish there was DLC for the game so that you could get more characters or maps. Thanks!
So much fun.
this game’s great and i like it but when i did 57 damage online i didn’t get serious sam please fix this if you still work on the game!
The game itself is fun, but translates poorly to a small phone touchscreen. Word choices are tiny and all crammed together. Pair this wit a shirt turn timer, and you get frequent mistakes.
Hello! I downloaded this game after watching a YouTuber play it, and I do enjoy it. There is a major glitch though. The online player is wrong. It is meant to be local player. You have to be on the same network. It would be incredibly helpful (and amazing) if they fixed this glitch. Overall I love playing it, however that one glitch puts a stick in my plans to play with my bf. I do recommend, however they do need to fix this glitch.
I don’t know how to unlock the other things in the game, but I still love it!
Please add game controller support
The game is fun and enjoyable enough, I pull it out at school or in the car and can play it offline. I typically play against the CPU and it’s funny hearing their pronunciations in the resulting insults. It can be obnoxious when you form legitimate sentences and insults but receive less points when your opponents make little to no sense 9 times out of 10. They don’t seem to put too much effort into the actual forming of the sentence, just combining as much stuff as possible regardless of how moronic or intelligent it may sound in the end. This in now way ruins the game by any means, it’s still fun enough, just don’t take it too seriously.
Period reviews recovered from Apple's customer-review feeds via the Wayback Machine.