- Price$4.99
- CategoryGames
- SubgenrePuzzle
- First releasedOctober 21, 2015
- Versions2 archived
- Installable2 of 2
- AvailabilityStill on the App Store
- SellerForwardXP
- Bundle IDcom.bulkypix.pleasedonttouchanything
RequirementsCompatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPad. Requires iOS 5.0 or later.
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Report an issuePlease, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is pushing the damn button.
Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
FEATURES
- 25 devious enigmas - Singular pixel art - Atmospheric chiptune soundtrack - Touch screen optimized gameplay
REVIEWS
"[...] some of the puzzles are so fiendish and abstract that I'm sure I'll be spending days if not weeks getting fully to the bottom of Please, Don't Touch Anything" - TouchArcade - Game of the Week
"If you're a fan of puzzle games and pushing things that you shouldn't, then Please, Don't Touch Anything will be an unlikely boost to your serotonin levels." - PocketGamer - 8/10
Note: fully compatible with older devices (iPhone 4 and later + iPad 2 and later)
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Chart History
Ratings Over Time
| Date | Version | Rating | Ratings | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| December 13, 2018 | — | ★ 3.7 | 295 | $4.99 |
| December 3, 2024 | 1.0.3 | ★ 3.8 | 372 | $4.99 |
From archived App Store listing data, captured by the Wayback Machine.
Archived Reviews
8 of 15This game is designed to be completed relatively quickly. I spent maybe 3 hours total on the 23 puzzles and I have spent at least double that on the city boom mini game alone. It is entirely luck if the button is responsive enough to beat it and I am done trying. Every other puzzle was clever and fun but city boom is not clever or fun. It is broken. Even if it did work it would not belong in this game. Devs please fix it or just remove it, it has ruined this game for me and many others.
I’m rating it five stars because I’ve played this game over and over again through the years on multiple platforms and devices. I still love to come back and replay it, obviously. The reason I redownloaded it this time, though, was to complete my achievements in Game Center, but none of them are registering that I’ve gotten them. I would hate to leave a poor review for something that may or may not be something the developer could fix, but just can’t seem to find a solution to the problem.
Why do i have to stay up till midnight just to get one of the endings i thought it would work at noon too but nothing happened. Please make noon another option. :(
I can’t get the Death Star ending because it doesn’t show the ending it just erases the numbers
When I get overly angry or upset I tend to push my arm into my teeth, or “bite” myself, and after what felt like 500 failed attempts at the city boom mini game, I was left with a red arm and sore head. The button isn’t big enough or responsive enough, when trying to click the button you can spam, making the game almost impossible to beat on iOS during the end. This means that you can’t even finish all the endings, because you need the 24 to get the last one, and without city boom you can solve another one, but other then that mini game, the game is great and the puzzles are really tricky.
It’s been years and the button still barely works. It’s genuinely a great game but it's better to just play it on desktop.
I’ve gotten so frustrated at this before after I’ve beaten city boom it was the most amazing feeling in my entire life because it’s so hard it’s completely frustrating for me with someone with anger issues please fix it because it’s actually really difficult other than that it’s a good game but that’s the only thing I would suggest to fix and I just want more frequent updates because I’ve seen the last update was two years ago
Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks. Quite an infuriating task if you had to imagine, right? It seems like a useless endeavor, but it wouldn’t be if you had chopsticks for hands. Of course, why would anyone have chopsticks for hands? I don’t know. Why is the hit box for the red button half of the button’s actual size? I managed to beat the minigame, but it makes Bennett Foddy look like a Ghandi figure, trying to bring peace and prosperity instead of anger and rage. Still don’t get how infuriating it is? Imagine trying to tie your shoes with chopsticks.
Period reviews recovered from Apple's customer-review feeds via the Wayback Machine.